Total Medals Earned: 609 (From 157 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,900 Points
Medals Earned: 9/22 (115/500 points)
Conquer the first base.
Find the blue backpack.
Find the green backpack.
Conquer the second base.
Find the pink backpack.
Find the purple backpack.
Find the sky blue backpack.
Conquer the fourth base.
Conquer the third base.
Find the black backpack.
Find the gray backpack.
Find the orange backpack.
Find the red backpack.
Find the white backpack.
Find the yellow backpack.
Conquer the sixth base.
Conquer the fifth base.
Conquer the seventh base.
Find all 11 backpacks.
Reach General rank.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/350 points)
Complete Act 1.
Reach Level 5.
Complete Act 2.
Reach Level 10.
Complete Act 3.
Complete Act 4.
Reach Level 25.
Reach Level 50.
Medals Earned: 11/12 (400/500 points)
Defeat Team Henchmen.
Defeat Team Armormen.
Defeat Team Armor-X-men.
Defeat Team Gunslingermen.
Defeat Team Maskedmen.
Defeat Team Swordsmen.
Defeat Team Snipermen.
Defeat Team Goldmen.
Defeat Team Epicmen.
Defeat Team Jedimen.
Defeat all 10 teams.
Reach Level 20.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/210 points)
Escape from the temple!
Escape without using either rifle
Kill every creature in the temple
Escape without dying once
Escape from the temple in under ten minutes
Gain every other medal
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/400 points)
Rip the first dude's head off.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 6/16 (150/495 points)
Best your friend.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Find it.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Win the race.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 7/11 (70/140 points)